24 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Humor Makes Everythinggg Better
"The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans." —@calebsynan
"The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans." —@calebsynan
"She feels that keeping his last name must mean I'm still in love with him, and this is my secret way of assuring we end up together again someday."
"I wanted to talk about this because of the Nickelodeon documentary that just came out, which I'm so glad people are paying attention to."
"Although there are 4x more people... it is VERY quiet. Nobody is screaming, cars aren't honking, people aren't even talking."
Doctors, lawyers, and salesmen aren't the only people breaking six figures.
I can hear you cackling already.
"They just brought me my new lease...they want $3,444 a month. For my 450 sq. ft. studio."
"My boomer-truism is that we get dopamine too quickly. It would probably be better if we had to work harder for it."
"I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED." —@niccoyat
"I've never seen anyone so desperate to be liked and so obviously unlikeable."
I wish very, very good days ahead for all those in the throes of a bad day at work.
"I wonder if some famous people enjoy being thought of like a regular degular from time to time." —SarahAz
I can hear you cackling already.
"Eclipses force us to evolve beyond our comfort zone, and even if you resist, nature has a way..." —@rebeccagordonastrology 🌚🌕✨
"I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED." —@niccoyat
"Although there are 4x more people... it is VERY quiet. Nobody is screaming, cars aren't honking, people aren't even talking."
"The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans." —@calebsynan
"She feels that keeping his last name must mean I'm still in love with him, and this is my secret way of assuring we end up together again someday."
"I've never seen anyone so desperate to be liked and so obviously unlikeable."
"My boomer-truism is that we get dopamine too quickly. It would probably be better if we had to work harder for it."